Want ideal clients to enter your world

And pay to work with you right away? Let's nail your

$12,497 $6,247 when you book within 48 hours.

You know you're putting in waaay too much effort

...without an optimized welcome sequence

Did ya know that:

  • Welcome emails on average can generate 3x more revenue per email than other promotional offers?
  • New leads are the most engaged within the first 48 hours of subscribing?

This is why you must make a good & lasting impression with your subscriber right when they sign up.

...And when they trust you enough to invest in a small offer right away, it's a double-win:

They won't forget you and they'll pay you, too. 

The Catchiest Copy

$12,497 $6,247 when you book in the next 48 hrs for a date within 60 days.

Note: 48 hours notice required for cancellation refund

"Somebody sign up with Sami! That's a ridiculously great offer... 

to get a welcome sequence in a day?! Your welcome sequence is EVERYTHING." 

-Laura Belgray, founder of Talking Shrimp® and co-creator of The Copy Cure

Build trust organically and make sales quicker

...without any extra effort

"I was sooo taken aback by your ability to write in my voice. ...And I 3xed my click-through rate!"

I finally got your amazing series off the ground and LIVE to my subscribers! It's wonderful. I love it. Without a welcome sequence, I wasn't taking advantage of a great opportunity to connect with my audience and lost some engagement there, but I was struggling with finding my voice and sounding natural instead of academic. I had such an aversion to sounding sales-y but had to find a way to sound genuine while talking about my offers and increasing engagement. I was sooo taken aback by your ability to write in my voice! Oh and the emails are doing great- 66% average open rate and 15% click rate on the series. I've never had above a 50% open rate or more than about a 5% click rate before starting to work with you.

Catherine Liggett, Shadow Work Teacher & Mentor

"Top-notch recommendations!"

I'd been procrastinating (like forever!) in getting my welcome sequence done. In an hour, Sami helped me pull out some great stories and fill in some of the blanks in the map I had started. She had some top-notch recommendations for things to do or add. She helped me make something that I thought would be arduous and difficult — so easy! And she's a ton of fun to work with; we were laughing all the way through our session. A five-star experience; I absolutely recommend that you work with her!"

Lawrence Fox, CPA — AccountingWizard Solutions

$12,497 $6,247 for the next 48 hours.

Note: 48 hours notice required for cancelation refund.

Need your leads to stick around and buy from you?

Let's map out the welcome sequence for me to write for you...

Featuring copy that sounds like you're talking right to each person who signs up for your list.

Keep your potential clients opening your emails and saying to your offers, 

“For moiii? YES, PLEASE!”

...by writing a warm welcome email series with copy that sounds like you’re talking right to them.

Make your leads lurve you in 2 weeks

No pressure, we'll do it together. (But I'll do the hard stuff.)

Note: 48 hours notice required for cancelation refund.

But how?

We'll make each reader feel like they’ve entered a world where you’ve plucked them out of a harsh, pre-knowing-you winter and enshrouded them in a plush blanket…

And the hot YOU soup you’re selling (i.e. your offer) is the perfect treat.

Wait... that came out wrong— what I mean is:

Let me write you the warmest

 Only $6,247*

*Price doubles after 48 hour window.

Don't let your lead grow cold after they devour your freebie...

Let's warm 'em up, show 'em what you're all about and why you're the ONLY choice to work with.

I'll do the nose-to-the-grindstone writing portion, then walk you through the end result— 
seamless call-to-action transitions & all.

"So impressed how much she knew about what should go into these emails! "

I was muddling two business ideas and was able to separate and clarify them, and make them more distinct on their own. That was pretty huge for me - just going through your questionnaire, it was like wow, it's actually way easier for me to write for the one business's voice, so that's what I should be doing. It has been liberating to have that clarity. It perfectly poised me to create the copywriting assets that I couldn't move forward on.

Sami also taught me that there was a strategy to the welcome sequence, and honestly, I was so impressed about how much she knew about what should go into these emails, like-

  • how not to give away too much in the first one
  • how to space out what you were saying, and
  • how to get feedback and input from people over the course of the email sequence.

It was like a teaser, it was intriguing, setting up that sequence, and the questionnaire was just. so. clarifying. for me. Asking these deeper questions —which I need to ask myself more often— made me realize where I was really at.

I also loved Sami's collaborative take on things— the way she does these calls and having a conversation about it, instead of just having someone send everything to you and not talking through it. We discussed everything and Sami made sure to understand what I was going for, and I really appreciated that. You'd be surprised how little that happens! Taking that time makes a big difference.

I would abso-f****n'-lutely recommend working with Sami! She knows her stuff and is super creative with words and a fun person to chat with anyway. She made the process smooth and easy while being succinct and to the point, like "This is the goal. We're going after this outcome. Let's make that happen." 

Maura Kelpy, graphic designer at maurakcreative.com and founder of veggiesandvodka.com

$12,497 $6,247 when you book now for within the next 60 days.

Note: 48 hours notice required for cancellation refund

Need a welcome email series doing all your selling for you ...like YESTERDAY?

Let's get it up and optimized.

You won't just get this daunting task done and off your to-do list...

This is also the perfect opportunity to work with a professional copywriter at a discounted price.

Up your copywriting game, working with a "stand-up comic - turned copywriter"...

As I hold your hand crafting your own emails that tie in your stories with money-making calls-to-action.

I'll design each email so that your welcome sequence:

  • Smacks of YOU-ness
  • Showcases BOTH your relatability and credibility
  • Reads like a real human actually wants to help the reader in a tangible way
  • Clearly communicates calls-to-action that feel like natural next steps... and not pushy or sales-y
  • Compels your peeps to share what's motivating them... for effortless market research

Ready for more perfect-fit clients? 

Note: 48 hours cancellation required for refund.


What'll happen during the day dedicated to my welcome series?

During our initial session, we will do a deep dive so I can tap into what makes you uniquely genius at what you do and pin down the magical solution you provide that will light up your ideal customers.

We'll look at your website, social media, sales pages and existing email sequences to see exactly which gold threads (AKA genius tips and offerings) we will use.

Basically, see what you already have that we can weave into your Warm Welcome Email Series…

...to get you the most money in the bank after that crucial first 48 hours where your leads are most engaged.

From there, we will discover how to delight your people with your personality and entertaining personal anecdotes, studded with credibility and micro-conversion opportunities to get your ideal client in the rhythm of connecting with and saying YES to you and the transformation waiting for them on the other side of your working together.

...All this with zero sleaze and just a warm cozy feeling in the hearts of each member of your audience

Translation: I'll be spending an hour or two teasing these delectable details out of you, to make sure I've got everything I need to get your ideal clients to know you, like you, trust you, and invest in your work.

Then, I'll spend 4-6 hours working on drafting your emails.

We'll schedule an hour call (same day or next business day, according to your needs/schedule/time zone) to review and wrap up.

Is there prep work required of me?

Very little! Once you book, I'll just send out a questionnaire to your email to collect general info about your business and get you thinking about a few relevant stories that we can use to flavor your emails.

And no worries if you flake on this task - it will just make our discovery call longer (but only up to 2 hours) before I start cranking out those emails for ya.

After we've already collected what we can use and I spend several hours drafting up your emails, I'll send 'em over to you and we will walk through them all to see if you're happy or if we need another hour or so together for any feedback and tweaks we can make.

What if I don't like the output?

Welp, this is why we will schedule time at the end of our day (or the next one) for us to go over everything together and you can review and critique while I refine our work in real time to ensure your voice is perfectly encapsulated and everything flows to your liking.

Plus - I'll send over each e-mail drafted as I finish, so you can let me know right away if anything is off the mark as I go along.

Bottom line: We will get you an effective and warm welcome series by the time we're done!

Why are you offering this service at half off for me? What's the catch?

No catch!

This is my way of getting my ideal clients' butts in gear and preventing you from putting off the one thing that will kickstart profits, relationships, and impact in your business, so you'll get confidence-boosting results and wanna work with me again down the road.

But if you do decide to procrastinate, I'll happily take double the price to work with you later on. ;)

"You saved me 4-5 days of work!"

We met yesterday, we talked for an hour... and you came back with this... and we're done... I don't have to do ANY work! Do you understand how awesome this is? This was so easy for me. 

If I did this myself, it would have been stressful for me and I would have been working on ONLY this. Meanwhile, while you were working on this, I was inspired: I redid my forms, I redid my bundle— other stuff that needed to get done that I'd also been putting off for MONTHS, too.

Your questionnaire alone was top-notch— you got me going there and you got all the right stories out of me.

I met you ONCE and you gave me my sequence! I didn't even know this was possible.

You took me out of 5 months of procrastination, saved me a good 4-5 days of work and jumpstarted my momentum on other super important tasks...

This was exactly what I needed. Thank you!

Irina Leoni, Photographer & Founder — Power Portraits

If you don't polish your welcome series now…

When are you gonna do it?

$6,247 for a short time

Note: 48 hours notice required for cancelation refund.

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